This is exactly how this conversation would go except he’d be telling the apocalypse children about the wonders of the before times like supercars and hookers, the things he got for all that shareholder value. Kids these days don’t even know what they’re missing out galavanting around with their super mutant buddies

What a beautiful summary.

Oldie but goodie. As I recently told family, my primary gripe with “progress” is that it’s financed by people whose sole goal in life is to become even wealthier.