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If you only took 1 breath every 2 minutes you would be what they call in France “le dead.”
About to die? Breathing is the solution.
Except, if you refuse to breathe, you won’t die, you’ll just pass out and start breathing again…which kinda kills the tension implied by the meme.
It never mentions breathing voluntary/consciously, though. It is technically correct
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What about those people who can hold their breath for longer than two minutes?
You technically have 2 mins (plus x seconds you badass) to live but every time but every time you breathe it restarts the timer.
What about the World record of about 10 minutes?
Zombies, dâh!
They’re playing at half speed