Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.
Aren’t you forgetting Goduck’s Incompleteness Theorem?
What about the cells the form the wall around the heart of the duck? Is that a duck?
They are duck
Not individual ducks but a collective duck
This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
Ducking A!
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
What about the duck-non-duck hybrids ?
No way, a space duck!
Quack!
Oh, so that’s what duck-typing means!
You may see a duck, but Stanley sees a bucket.
Surely you mean a ducket?
Wait. Could Quantum ducks in a superposition state exist? And how would those be a duck or not?
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Source? I’ll continue to believe in my quantum super-duck until proven otherwise!
Schrödingers duck
What about half a duck?
How crispy we talking?
What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
Mathematical constructivists hate this meme
Platypus?
