My tractor broke down and my dog stole my truck
Yo, I have to strongly disagree. As a backyard farmer and someone who loves emo music, country music does NOT represent me lol. I grew up on large farms, so I know what the true for realsy farmer life is also like. I just do backyard stuff because $$$$
Emo music isn’t racist, also
See: Jason Aldean
You have insulted emo and I wont stand for it…
If you’d like to apologize I’ll be brooding over in the corner writing a song about this.
New “country” music is hip hop for white people that are afraid of black people.
Hick-hop
I was going through some old casette tapes my parents had. One country group from the 80s-90s had a song that basically said they’d be the last contry band left when the rest turn into pop. I have to track it down again!
New country pop country sucks but I can listen to some Tyler Childers, First Aid Kit or Johnny Cash any day. Like most music the good stuff is out there if you look past the overplayed corporate radio surface
I had to shoot my wife because she was sleeping with my truck.
Modern country music is just dude’s from L.A. dunkin’ on country folk, parodying their dirt road/cold beer way of life, and these fucking inbreds eat it up like it’s the anthem of their soul.
Worse yet, the ones who aren’t just writing what hicks want to hear are trying to speak real sexy over a snap track. Whenever I hear “Country girls, shake it for me, girl…”, I can’t not think of obese 50-year-old bar flies chain smoking and dancing in denim. You’re not getting 10s shaking their bodies to that shit.
Anyone over a 6 left Yolksmobile County years ago.
When it’s a country song singing about some girl I think of some inbred conservative talking to an obese diet coke drinking land whale
There’s 10s. You’d be surprised.
Honestly being a southerner is infuriating because the media has decided minstrel shows are fine if they’re about Southerners…
Can I enjoy my grits on my sawdust covered floor in peace without Larry The Cable Guy making everything I stand for seem intellectually impaired?
It used to be, now it’s just bragging about how big your truck is, or how much beer you drink, or how good your wife’s ass looks in jeans.
As Steve Earle said, it’s hip-hop for guys that are afraid of black people
Yeah now it’s rural 1990s mainstream gangsta brag rap
A dirt road
A cold beer
A big truck
A girl I want to take to church
Good girl
In a straw hat
With her arms out in a corn field
… That is a scarecrow
Thought that was a human woman, sorry
Darkness falls.
Lightning strikes.
Scarecrow becomes animated.
Chases you down and devours your bones.
This is a good song
Pop is just emo for basic removed.
Hyperpop is just emo for uhh… emos that love techno?
Isn’t bluegrass a subgenre from country?
