He’s giving us blue steel
I’ve been waiting for this day for so long, seeing this wannabe dictator commit crime after crime with no consequences and hearing so many people saying this would never happen, but here we are. Cheers my American neighbors! This is a good day for democracy!
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Those places forwent the mugshot. Georgia stated they would treat him as any other defendant, so this is his first.
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To be fair, the mugshot is for identification and it’s not like you need a photo of the Cheeto to identify him. What I want is a prison ID photo after being hosted down and de-loused (I know that’s just a movie trope, but I still want it)
The delousing is real. No hose-down though. They do make you scrub up in ice cold shower water though.
Delousing in jails is not just a movie trope.
Hosing down? Got me there.
I’d forgotten about “forwent,” I’m going to have to keep it in my mental cheek pouches for crosswords and other word games.
“Mental cheek pouches” is a genius term. Stolen.
Stolen
You mean stashed in your mental cheek pouches.
Blue Steel.
It’s that Trump - he’s so hot right now
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I’ve been wondering, didn’t mug shots use to have front and side views, with height lines on the wall behind? And why did they take his word on height and weight? Because unless he’s been on Ozempic he’s nowhere near 215. And 6’3"? Maybe in platform lifts.
That’s him, showing the world his real face.
I have not a single idea of what’s going on, anyone has a video or something explaining this?
Trump trial is going to start. He had to go to jail for mugshots etc.
Yeah, but what crime did he commit?
if only a platform existed where we could search the sum of humanity’s knowledge in seconds as well as communicate with strangers about the news.
I think OP might attempt to make a joke here.
Tried to overturn election results after he lost.
how long did he study this expression in front of the mirror, i wonder
He must have based it off that Goebbels picture when he realized the photographer was Jewish
Not sure but I’ve seen it before.
Edit: here
these look like he has difficulty seeing: now where is the camera
“I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonnapoop I’m notgonnapoop I’mnotgonnapooooooop….”
If you really think about it, he has never looked away from the image of himself in the mirror.
indeed
thanks for the reminder
He somehow managed to make himself look even more like a dipshit than usual.
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Yeah it’d be unbelievable as a story. Sometimes truth is definitely stranger than fiction.
What is it with all these mug shots having a similar scowl going on?
And looking like they were photographed with a webcam from 2004?
Cops are the only photographers in the world better at setting up the lighting for black people.
Police officers and cameras don’t seem to get along very well.
looks fake
Is that his f*cking blue steel look? Wonder how long he spent practicing that expression in the mirror this week.
blue steel
Orange Lead
blue steel
Orange Lead
orange peel
Okay yours is better.
Kim kardashian wore less makeup in her mugshot.
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Disappointed not grabbing the pussy.
Is he… Pooping?
Hahahahaha he looks like a toddler who poopied his diapers
This is…. Exactly what I hoped it would be lol.
I wonder if he’ll make a new nft trading card based on it 🤔
Annoying Orange goes to prison.
