Coop, to ensure a better cleaning
Couch coop
Co-op, you can shake your hand really hard while you poop to make that big poo come down. Cooperation wins
Versus so we can play battleshits
The romans had arena mode
where we droppin’, boys?
So I think they wiped with moss-on-a-stick which is cool but I also think they had communal moss-on-a-stick which really is most heinously uncool and not cash money at all :(
They had communal sponge on a stick they washed the sponges between use. There was a restroom attendant whose job it was to do that. Fun fact this is where the expression shit end of the stick originates. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium#:~:text=The xylospongium or tersorium%2C also,spongos)%20fixed%20at%20one%20end.
Another fun fact a gladiator killed himself with one of these by shoving it down its throat until he died
I feel like there are easier ways for a gladiator to kill himself.
Yeah but not as kinky
Maybe he did it in a gruesome way to make a point like the Buddhist monks setting themselves on fire?
Shittiest fact of the day. Thanks.
Highly informative, but I feel like I was mis-sold the fact at the end, which I fact wasn’t fun at all :(
The tersorium was shared by people using public latrines. To clean the sponge, they simply washed it in a bucket with water and salt or vinegar.This became a breeding ground for bacteria, causing the spread of disease among those using the latrines such as typhoid and cholera.
Definitely a horrendous idea and not cash money at all. I’d be carrying my own water bucket. Why not wash your ass with clean water (like India)? I’m pretty sure they also had soap then and to save soap you can also use soap water. I mean it’s really not hard to have a bucket or well with soap water and use flowing water to rinse.
communal moss-on-a-stick
What a horrible day to be able to read ☹️
My condolences x
This is the original Battle Royale.
Shitee
Not co op shitting, a normal WC for most US citizen
Versus, eye contact is required to assert dominance.
Massively multiplayer
TP dispenser should be in the middle and there should be only one of those for max competition.
They could do a jump off like in basketball
As a youth I went on a backpacking trip. At designated camping spots they had latrines that were open air boxes with a toilet seat on top. They came in three configurations:
- Solo, one seat
- Pilot-to-copilot, two seats, side by side
- Pilot-to-bombardier, two seats, back to back
Watch out for friendly fire
I need to be hand-held while shitting, so the choice is obvious
I wonder if the low-flow restrictions apply to the right toilet.
