Wait, was that Tarantino? TIL
Sure was!
Well. Hats off to him, he didn’t just go for his dreams, he went for his fantasy… And got it
Hats off to him
Also shoes
If he pays me like Salma Hayek - or even a fraction, I’m not picky- sure, shoes off too!
Bet it took a few takes too lol
Kubrick level of retakes most likely
The commercial where the nerd kid made out with the supermodel took ~30 takes.
I will become a director. What are we filming? A vivid erotic fantasy in which a group of normal but interesting and emotionally stable people show up, reliably, to a weekly tabletop RPG night.
You would end up doing the The Room.
I did not crit her I DID NAAAAAHT
If you cast Salma Hayek as my costar, I suppose I’d take the role.
I’ve been trying to figure out how to get friends to commit. I think a good thing to try would be to get people to commit for, say, 4 sessions over two months. Enough for a small story arc. Then renew after that. Much easier to get buy in (or just schedule four dates right away) rather than commit to a specific day every other week belonging to them potentially forever, especially when some friends may live far away or have varying schedules.
Start off with a one-shot. Premade characters, simple mission, no witnesses.
They eventually ask for another, so you run a second one with a cliffhanger ending. They ask for a follow-up. The hooks are in.
Nah, I wanna do something more episodic. 90% self contained episodes with small tie ins between them that can be summarized quickly.
I applaud that, actually. Serialisation is like gravity, nobody should applaud when the writer gives in to it.
Just know that if your players aren’t onboard with that, it’ll be difficult to maintain.
Do the actors need to be emotionally stable and have any experience with real tabletop RPG or can I sign up?
We’re looking to cast all method actors.
I do meth all the time, but I usually don’t OD.
That is a dirty and farfetched fantasy right there.
The public doesn’t know how much they want escapist entertainment about escapism. It’s fresh, it’s meta, it’s a billion dollars in the bank.
Totally unfilmable though. Drat.
This is not a new concept!
It’s not old hat in Hollywood until it’s been done to death, so no worries there.
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
Actually the story goes different. There was no foot tequila scene planned, but Salma Hayek improvised it. It’s possible that with this scene, Salma Hayek started it all for Tarantino and his feet obsession
Photo taken of Tarantino watching the dailies from that days shoot:
That’s one way to guarantee you get the gig
I hope she already got the gig when they were filming
Perhaps she didn’t just want a job, perhaps she wanted a pension, like Uma
Pulp Fiction came out 2 years earlier and started off with a long conversation about how sexual foot rubs are.
Did she know or did she just guess lucky? Or, did she unleash a kink? No kink shaming. Let the man love feet. Just not mine.
He already loves your feet and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I love your feet and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Let’s take this up a notch.
I want to take your feet and there is little you can do about it
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Wouldn’t Kurtzman and Rodriguez have had more influence in this scene than Tarantino?
It’s based on Kurtzman’s story and Rodriguez directed it, but Tarantino wrote the screenplay.
So four people dreamed of Selma’s foot in tarantino’s mouth
This post’s pic is a screenshot straight from this dream
There was actually a typo, the script said “raising a toast with tequila”
Well done
I … I don’t get it. Is it Toes instead of toast? I read this sentence and know it’s funny, but I cannot for the life of me decipher why.
Your comment is honestly funnier than the one you’re replying to
It was distracting how many feet shots there were in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
UNDERAGE FEET SHOTS
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“You can’t rape feet!”
Not with that attitude
Sigh. Don’t remind me…
Tarantino always writes himself a role so he can say the n word or get feet pics of attractive actressesFuck off tankie
He makes good movies though
Kevin spacey made great movies too but he is an asshole
I dunno, all the slurs and gratuitous feet shots get old. Yea I enjoy some of his movies, but scenes like his “dead [slur] storage” bit in Pulp Fiction get to be really grating.
It was cathartic to see him get immediately blown to pieces in Django Unchained, and seeing a theater full of Nazis getting machinegunned will always hold a special place in my heart
I don’t disagree, but in pulp fiction the use of these slurs lends to a pretty accurate portrayal of criminal underworld, and people generally, being very casually racist/homophobic in LA/Long Beach in the late 80s and early 90s. I grew up in that area in that time, and it felt pretty spot on in that movie.
Based AF
Don’t hate the player…
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He’s definitely one of the few directors who is grandfathered in and can still get away with stuff others wouldn’t.
I think he gradually built up credibility. If an equally experienced director started doing the same thing today, everyone would wonder how far the fetishism goes and ask a lot of questions.
If you work on a Tarantino film, you know there’s going to be foot stuff. But that’s as far as it goes - he’s not a total creep like some other powerful men in Hollywood. So it’s accepted as eccentric.
Dusk Till Dawn is amazing because for like an hour it’s just a kinda normal hostage/crime movie, then it’s very suddenly vampires
Yeah, it was a shock the first time I saw it
That should be illegal probably wth
Fuck off tankie
I mean do you blame the guy? It’s Salma Hayek. It’s not what I would have wrote. But it’s what he wrote.
creepy mfer
I mean do you blame the guy?
Yes.
You’re right
do you blame the guy
I can and do in fact blame the guy
I gave it some thought and your right it’s pretty gross.
C’mon we all love women’s feet. Why do you think open shoes exist?
