Funny. I stopped drink energy drinks few years ago. I started going night shifts, and I used energy drinks and coffee. Then, I once said to myself I don’t like the taste of energy drinks. I stopped drink energy drinks just in one day. Never have then since. Five years and still counting. On the other side, I started slightly drink more coffee.
Eh. I went espresso -> (homemade) coffee -> coffee & tea, over the years
Homemade espresso >>>
(Of course, if it’s financially viable for you. In any case, try not to become an addict.)
Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.
It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!
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maybe try different teas? even mixing a couple together?
You can’t beat a well boiled cup of quality (loose) tea! Fuck the Dew!
Tea is best!!
Meanwhile my ADHD brain: “Is that caffeine? Welp, time to hit the bed”
I can’t stomach coffee anymore so can’t have it even if I wanted to 😩 and if i try it just makes me more tired and sickly
Coffee wins every time, even if I have to pay $9+ for a goddamn bag 😭
Embrace tradition, 100 tea bags for $4! Your ancestors fought for access to tea!
Bro, my ancestors dumped tea in protest 😅
Because the tea was expensive! They fought for cheap tea!
Spiffing Brit, is that you? 🧐
Sorry, mountain dew tastes better than tea?
What garbage store brand floor scrapings sorry ass tea have you tried.
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The meme is about 4¢ tea bags. That’s certainly not going to taste the best.
Okay okay you caught me.
I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.
I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.
So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!
Sometimes the best memes are made by those who are furthest away from the subject matter. I’m over here with the 9¢ green tea bags from Wegman’s though.
Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes.
my brother in christ what
Okay okay you caught me.
I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.
I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.
So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!
Mountain Dew isn’t only the worst caffeine fix.
Mountain Dew is the worst soda in general.
I think Mountain Dew is the best soda.
If you’re really hard up for caffeine, purchase pure caffeine powder. $20 is enough to satiate an average person for a year, or to overdose daily for a month.
Looking at the math it honesty looks like cheap black tea and cheap caffeine powder are about the same cost. Can get 400 tea packets for 15ish bucks, or a year supply for 15$.
Tea just is secret top tier.
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I was so obsessed with Dutch Bros Paris tea that I went and ordered a bag so I’d stop spending $5/day going there. It’s still the best tea that I’ve ever drank, IMO. Add some agave and it’s my own little Dutch bros at home.
Harney & Sons is the brand they use.
I should try and convince my GF to do that, she is addicted to dutch bros!
Their tea is cheap as well. I got 3 bags/150 satchets for like $50.
Are you telling us you were spending $5 every day on a cup of tea, and then you bought 150 teabags for $50?
It’s not that expensive, here a package of Twinnings Earl Grey costs like 4-5€, and it comes with 25ish teabags. If they really like it, 50 for 150 is 15 times cheaper than what they were paying before so idk.
Not everyday, but most days. I had always intended to buy the tea myself, but kept forgetting to look at the tag, finally my husband took a picture of it. In my defense I was pregnant att and pregnancy brain is a real thing.
The last one should add him holding avocado on toast and it will will be perfect
—> This one @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc
Feel free to remake it!
Honestly I feel like the top one could have been old timey distracted boyfriend meme because 1800s was when US swapped to coffee hard.
Then could have made middle one look more millennial/z.
Then bottom one have it zoomed out to see Thor and could make him look raggedy and like a broke teen realizing that buying 2 monsters a day does not go over well.
Ill just repost as is thanks. For the funny hahas ofcourse
Dont look here annoyed_crabby
As is internet tradition!
Done. Lets see who is the bigger karma slut 😏
You should post about avocado toast on mine too just to close the loop
