Fill your mouth with Orville’s finest buttery hot seed.
Corn is not a nut. But you’re still filling your mouth with warm seed
Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.
Thanks, now I can’t eat popcorn.
That was a perfect correction. I didn’t want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.
On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts
god damn
Well, you are eating endosperm.
not if you are a woman
What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another
Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.
Warm seed can come from women too, is all I’m saying
Also, I think it’s time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.
I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and “identity politics”.
All I’m saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.
Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.
Oh yeah, absolutely. And that’s what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.
How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?
Screw you corn police, can’t tell me what’s gay.
That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn’t want it to get awkward
What if that was your intention all along…
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Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?
