Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done
WHY.
One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was
The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion’s R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company’s chairman, he stared in shock, screamed ‘WHY’, and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.
Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn’t laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.
Why not? 🤷
Don’t you use logic to muddle the issue! I have an opinion dammit, and I’ll be damned if I can’t make everyone else abide by it!
Whatevs, more licorice meat byproducts for me! 🤷😄
I could make so many jokes about black wieners here. But this does seem like sacrilege, making hot dogs licorice flavored.
I can’t wait until they come out with hot-dog flavored licorice for the 4th of July.
Is it possible to joke about hot dogs with this color?)
Is it possible NOT to? : / just sayin!
Love the vague meat content … chicken, pork, beef … whatever leftovers we have
What do you expect from Wieners? They are like the Rote Wurst of Germany: Better not ask whats in there.
Edit: Can’t spell for good (sorry).
Whatever isn’t okay to put in cat food we make into hot dogs.
chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.
I think sausage made from cow’s teats is quite a tasty product.
My grandfather loved liver sausage, and I became nostalgic for this product. I decided to buy this sausage, but modern liver sausage under any brand consists of 1% liver and 99% flour…
yeah cow teats doesn’t sound so bad. it does sound funny though.
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Yes, officer. This post, right here.
Ey wtf that sounds pretty good.
now if they were made with salmiakki instead …
Altho you could just have mustamakkara, so black budding sausage, aka blood sausage, to make it black.
but where’s the licorice? … lakritsmustamakkara?
Some crazy Tamperelainen has probably made one
Speaking as a Scandinavian, I’d definitely try this 😂
it’s but another thing to put ketchup on
That’s what she said.
you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce
I’ll just supply my own sauce then, if you know what I mean 😏
USA! USA! USA!
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Hot dogs are bad enough normally… why would you make them worse!
Would this make drinking hot dog water better or worse?
Better because of the licorice, I suppose.
Please, please tell me this isn’t real.
Those not sure but they sell normal orange kind color candy ones for sure I have seen them.
Take out the chicken, beef, and pork, and these have potential.
It’s 4 AM. I’ve almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.
Yo you like pig ass? Bruh
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The lab. Nobody uses beaver ass juice anymore.
Look, it’s the standard American recipe, as dictated by George Washington himself. Every American is born knowing this recipe, like how we all know how to make a s’more.
You take a pig (probably from the natives) and you cut off its ass. Throw the rest away because efficiency is for the goddamn communists. Puree this ass for about 90 minutes. Add high fructose corn syrup because lobbying. Extrude (squirt) it into a plastic forever chemical tube then microwave on high for 17:76. Serve 10 of these with 8 buns, because certain people just don’t deserve bread.
…apple pie and Chevrolet.
You can just wash the pig’s ass and eat a hot dog with beer.
If you like hot dogs you like pig ass.
If this is real, I wonder why they didn’t just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)
It’s not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also “black licorice” wouldn’t be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.
