They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks
How goes this years harvest?
My fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.
It’ll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren
Bold of you to assume that there will be a tip amongst my non-existent fucks
You’ll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.
I got their tip riiight heeere
How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.
i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building
I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info
I can’t believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I’m legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.
It’s an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.
I’ll tip you negative $1000
LMFAO, I think I’ll pass.
this cannot be a real tweet
Aint no rent moratoriums stfu
