Beware: if you don’t keep your promise I’ll literally do nothing to you and your family

This person’s upvoting beans, and you’re all just going to do nothing about it? What a sick world we live in.

This is the way

Downvoting so you’ll get off your ass and make a better meme than beans.

As of writing this comment, you have 70 nothings on your plate. 70. Whole. Nothings.

Given ample time and engagement, we the people may induce a complete, eons-long paralysis of all bodily systems by forcing them into stasis. No breathing. No heartbeat. No death. No decay. As if shoved into a cryogenic freezer on a timer, mindlessly awaiting the day we will finally stop resetting the dial, there will simply be nothing.

Do you regret it? Do you regret your arrogant view of this life, and your presumed domination over time itself? Do nothing. Continue to do nothing until society collapses and every small, asinine charm of this world we live in that has unknowingly kept you tied to your will to exist ceases to be, you impoverished fool.

Keep on keeping on my brother. A noble quest indeed.

Does… does it have a mouth?