Idk, but I’m fighting it too. I already got the sunhat, and the neck guard is on the horizon
Give in. Come to the dark side
cries in dad
This is me too. And the fact that it works really well for when I’m outside doesn’t help…
Around 40 when you value practicality over style.
I’m 39. Stop scaring me.
Just start early. You’ll be ahead of the curve. There is no one left to look “cool” for.
You were cool all along, no matter what you wore.
I’m 39 and just bought a pair of those trainers that have the individual toes. I love them and Fuck what everyone else thinks.
Anyway you’re not gonna get younger.
Trap? What’s the trap? It looks like the superior product to me.
There already huh?
Not a trap, an enlightenment! I don’t have a hat like this one but at some point you realize that life is a jungle. Better consider it a safari and enjoy!
Summer discgolf in Florida
I love how you had to clarify disc golf… bet let’s be honest only us hippy golfers would wear the hat. Okay you’re right.
holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.
I’ve never fought for anything in my life, but now I’m fighting for this hat.
💲
Yard work.
I’m 35 and I have one. It’s great for cutting the grass and other outside stuff. Don’t feel like getting crispy on my ears or bald spot.
or bald spot.
You said the quiet part out loud… Take it back!
Skin cancer.
After they cut out skin cancer out of your face for the third time you buy this hat. At that point you keep a tube of sunscreen next to the toothpaste and you put it on everyday even in February
By the way, the taste of sunscreen is discussing.
Nice try toothpaste lobby. I’m gonna chug a tube right now.
The trap is realizing that skin cancer on your neck and under your hair is a thing. :/
I play disc golf.
Sometimes finding my disc is a safari
You go to a day-long BBQ and the back of your neck gets completely fried, causing you the worst migraine and nausea you can think of, cause you cooked your spinal column.
At least that’s what caused me to buy one of these.
Too much sun makes your skin kill itself. After a while you probably want it to stop doing that
Life is what you make it. Ever since people are going back into the office, the place is filled with pachyderms and smells like wild animals. You can’t tell me the hat is out of place.
Life is what you make it. Ever since people are going back into the office, the place is filled with pachyderms and smells like wild animals. You can’t tell me the hat is out of place.
