I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.

If the moon wasn’t in the 12th house I wouldn’t have done all that crack

Mercury is in Gatorade

Unless you’re freebasing ground up moon rocks, like Krusty the clown.

Wish it was better quality though.