Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?
There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.
This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be “We just want our sausage in your mouth.” They voted it down because it was “too risqué.”
Here in Germany we had an ad for a “Tiefbauunternehmen” / “civil engineering company”.
The German name translates to “deep building company”. Their slogan: “Experten für untenrum” / “professionals for the parts down below”.
I hope the translation works
This one would be funnier if it said slightly less.
Applebee’s is a bar, so all bees served at Applebee’s are technically, Bar Bees.
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Saved two letters, Skippy. Your efficiency makes up for the news that we’re not worth 2 letters.
Honestly it’s the right call. We’re really not worth it.
“Welcome to Applebee’s! Would you like apples or bees?”
“Bees?”
“HE PICKED THE BEES!” chefs angrily shake jars of bees
Spiders it is, then.
This is an Applebee’s, not an Outback Steakhouse
