Alright, anyone have Kevin McCarthys phone # in hell? We can’t let this corrupting influence hurt the CHILDREN
One minute you’re playing Tetris, the next minute you’re taking another man’s cock up your arse. The link is undeniable.
I can’t think of a time this didn’t happen to me while playing Tetris
I expect to see this reported as fact on Newsmax by the middle of next week.
“For our next segment: Is Tetris woke? Let’s discuss.”
“Has Nintendo been grooming youths to attack traditional family values?”
“Should us real patriots start boycotting video games?”
Let’s not give Nintendo credit for this one. His name is Alexey Pajitnov.
Right, because they never blame the wrong people while they’re blaming the wrong things. Paragons of virtue and real sticklers for accuracy to maintain their journalistic integrity, those ones.
This was the first post of the day when I opened lemmy. And it was the first to make me super satisfied with a big grin. Absolute joy. Love it! I’m not even gonna scroll cause I love this moment too much to ruin it. I’m gonna fuck off to watch some saved videos instead. Hat tip.
Not less ridiculous than the right’s actual complaints.
ALL MY SEXY M&Ms ARE GONE.
