Hard to think 2019 is 5 years ago
I disagree. Time actually stopped around early 2010’s. Seasons change and shit, but stuff isn’t changing no more.
For fear of being told I’m old, I agree with that. Most all the previous decades has fairly obvious delimiters give or take a couple years. Once the internet and slab phones became ubiquitous it feels like things have melded and stopped changing as rapidly. With fashion we’ve gone cyclical with previous decades coming back in style too.
Started growing my beard in, for the first time in years. It’s white. Hell yeah I’m old
Yeah my kids are a hoot
the oldest millennials are 44 actually
Turning 43 this year if you take the common 1981 as the cut-off.
they’re starting to say it closer to 1985 now; according to the 95% of the fellow millennials i talk to
Yes. And our back tells us sometimes.
I’m a young, spry, 39 year old millennial and my back is killing me.
My back is fine but I don’t do physical work. I just sit around and that’s probably worse in some cases.
I’m 39 and my hips are already gone and I have trigger thumb.
What timing. I turned 41 this week.
Happy birthday. I turned 40 this week too. Yay us.
I don’t know if I’m okay celebrating a cyclist, but happy bday!
glances into mirror
Oh.
Right.
…Shit.
I’m so sick of sharing this relevant xkcd
Yep, me this year. 😅
Wasnt it great when we ruined the paper napkin industry and did not buy houses in 08? Good times.
At least you’re still rad
I’m baby-faced which keeps me sane but that resolve was shook a couple days ago when an 18 year old (that was born the year I graduated high school) found out my age and said I was old enough to be his dad 😔
Critical hit.
It was man, I even told my wife how hard it hit me when I got home lol 😭
Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.i’m a millennial and i have family members who are younger than i am and they are grandparents several times over now. lol
Kid wasn’t even born when 9/11 happened.
In a few years you’ll think of how young you were when this 18 year old told you you could be their dad instead of grandpa like you’ll be told in those few years.
Time scares me. I fear it.
Times gonna happen whether you fear it or not, friend.
Have been for a bit
It’s not really a shocker when you get reminded every year.
I’m in this image and I don’t like it
And some of us have been for over 3 years…
Damn millennials and their avocado toast habit
Don’t forget how we killed like fucking everything.
A badge I wear with pride.
Yet Donald still roams this Earth. You get lazy or something?