One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn’t be up shit creek without a plunger
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How’d you even start that conversation?
“We’ve been together for a month now and I think it’s getting serious. Maybe it’s time for us to take the next step, let’s go get you a plunger 🪠”
I actually didn’t even have a conversation about it with her at first I just snuck one in her house and put it by the toilet. Now later on she did mention that just doing that was more than a lot of dudes in the last relationships she’d been in had done for her in months and months. I upgraded to also bringing her over a second one for her second bathroom and a set of toilet scrubbers and bleach gel and I’m always keeping her toilet paper stocked up. Also bring some baby wipes over to keep things extra clean. I try to get her a lot of practical gifts like I’ll go to Sam’s and just constantly keep her stocked up on paper towels that I got in my trunk, hell we’re practically married at this point all this old people stuff I’m doing for romance. It it kind of start with the selfish need for a toilet plunger in case I clogged hers up though lol. I’m just glad we’re finally getting past that awkward phase of being shy and timid about bodily functions like pooping peeing farting that kind of stuff and we’re able to talk about it and joke about it now.
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A good poop knife will do the trick. Perhaps those are more common in your locale.
Also, not to brag, but our American poops are significantly larger than most and even though a bidet is more hygienic and feels nicer, we prefer to use large volumes of processed wood pulp on our butts.
Can confirm - am poop knife.
Not true! Mine’s exceptionally ugly, so I think “I really need to replace it” the instant I walk in.
I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…
Or it breaks when guests are already on the way. Then you think for the rest of your life.
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I don’t see how that’s relevant to a plunger… are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??
Oh, I thought that was about wiping your bottom, after taking a dump… not cleaning the toilet… silly me…
Incorrect meme usage?
That’s a plungin’
I’ll get the plunger…
I think about them when I check into a hotel because I’ve had to make that call a time or two.
That’s not how this meme template works.
Ironically, you could use the meme template to say that somehow
Viral memes are born out of mutation, much like new viral diseases
Op should apologize
Don’t use plungers, just use a heap of oxygen bleach and possibly also soap (and time)
No you will learn this lesson one time and every time you move after it’ll be your first purchase lol
I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.
You only make this mistake once, hopefully. The first night I moved into my new place, many years ago was a bad night. My stuff didn’t show up yet. It was getting delivered in a few days. I didn’t even take a big dump. It just clogged up. I had to get an emergency plunger and since that move I make sure there is one close by during moves.
You have clearly never played cosmo
Nor watched Doctor Who
Three bathrooms, three plungers. Never be caught without one.
Toss in some bidets, a squatty potty and baby you got a stew going.
We have a bidet on every toilet, but not a squatty potty. We tried one at our last place, but it quickly got really gross.
I brought one into the office because we only had 1 plunger between 2 stalls
The miracle of the poop knife. Always be ready.
