but, it has electrolytes?!
Batteries got what humans crave!
It’s the one and only true energy drink
It’s what plants crave!
Wait its lithium
Was this an actual quote from Scott’s tots?
As we live and breath
How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?
Edit: call it MotörOil
Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷
too late
Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it’s at.
It’s got what rave baes crave
“Big juice doesn’t want you to know this simple trick”
DON’T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!
But what about battery hurting juice?
But… just a little? As a treat?
No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!
This stuff is bangin
Fine, I don’t want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.
BRB
Edit
Owwie oof my bones
Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.
The fun police are at it again!
GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!