today’s example of why modern Conservatives are weird people
“Tampon Tim is hands down the best political nickname ever,” tweeted conservative commentator Liz Wheeler. “It’s so… savagely effective. In one word tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about Tim Walz’s dangerous radicalism.”
The moniker refers to a law that Walz, the governor of Minnesota, signed last year, requiring public schools to provide menstrual products — including pads and tampons — to students in 4th through 12th grades.
Tim Walz’s dangerous radical agenda of…providing menstrual products to adolescent kids that might need them? lolol
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Grasping at strings.
Brown mustard and tan suits
“They’re unironically that creepy mom from Carrie”
- Walz, next week or so
Wow. They really are fucked, huh?
Wow, an active socialist. Helping people. We can’t have that in Washington. Right, Republicans?
With all this talk I was just thinking… I hope the products provided are better quality than the toilet paper you get in public restrooms…
You know that puritanical piece inside a lot of religious and right-leaning people? The one that winces away from knowing anything about women’s health because it’s “yucky”? They’re hoping to contaminate Walz with the yuck and hoping it stems some of their people from defecting.
They’re just tampons. New, not used. What’s the problem?
This eschewing of acknowledging basic body functionality as relates to reproduction is very juvenile. They are VERY willing to discuss abortion which most know very little about in regard to how abortion, spontaneous or otherwise, actually works and how abortion is actually defined in a medical chart, but then shy away from a basic item found in every grocery store.
Let’s dig in on private matters but then treat a sanitary item like a taboo(ish) insult and giggle a little on the topic.
It is, dare I say it? Weird.
Some religions to this day decree when a female is “unclean” and should be isolated. The problem are people with that mentality.
The same “yuck” factor lies at the root of not thinking rationally about tampons, abortions, childbirth, lactation, etc. Controlling a population’s approach to inherent bodily functions, has been an effective way of brainwashing for ages. Stuff like vote of celibacy, vote of silence, vote of reclusion, fasting, and similar. Convincing people to sacrifice for a doctrine, gets them invested and pulls them into a sunken cost fallacy.
I’d call it Evil… but that is going onto their territory, so laughing it off with Weird, is probably a better strategy.
knowing anything about women’s health because it’s “yucky”
Can we just rename Tampons for them, to “Jesus Sticks”, and when they have to have an uncomfortable conversation, they can just pull one out and say “You need Jesus”? Or when asking someone for one, someone can proudly proclaim “I need Jesus” to their friends.
I’ve gotten the seriousness out in other comments; I just had the thought, and had to share it somehow, somewhere.
They’ve done a good job making menstruation ‘yucky’; the majority of women I know have at some point apologized to me after periods come up in group or private conversations. It’s just a period, nothing to be ashamed of.
The rest of her tweets explains why they are crying “DANGER”
He put tampons in men’s bathrooms! He’ll trans kids. He took away parental rights. He’s woke & creepy.
So linking basic caring for children with the typical “groomer” bullshit.
He put tampons in men’s bathrooms! He’ll trans kids. He took away parental rights. He’s woke & creepy.
I mean, it’s better than being so weird that they fuck couches.
See, this is exactly why the whole “weird” shit is a mistake. They’re straight up declaring it’s “dangerous” to take care of children, and all you can think to contribute is the lie about jd fucking a couch? You really can’t be bothered to address the child abuse and fear mongering? Just shitty memes?
I don’t know, the memes seem to be working…
If “the meme’s” work better than helping children, then we’ve already lost.
Memes have been working better than reality, for thousands of years at this point.
The popularization of democracy, and the multiple orders of magnitude faster and wider communication methods, have only made it more obvious.
Memes have been working better than reality, for thousands of years at this point.
Tippecanoe and Tyler, too!
Elected a US president based on that one slogan.
The child abuse and fear mongering are things that they’re proud of and believe are justified. Trying to address it just makes them feel more powerful.
Calling them “weird” works because their whole ideology is based on them being the normal ones. If you take that away, you also take away their entire (false) claim to authority.
I disagree with the tactic at large, but this wasn’t even that. They weren’t taking the wind out of the sails of someone defending the claims. They just brought up the couch shit immediately after seeing people talking about the well being of children. People are losing the thread and quickly.
I get ya but lets face it. before trump they were at best high school leve and with him they have devolved to grade school. Its really the only way to deal with them.
Then he wins, no matter what happens in Nov.
not really. he already won with the alternative facts and blackmailing zelensky and firing a missile at at iranian general and all. We can’t just ignore all the childish behavior and hope they grow up.
“ignore it” and “do the same thing” aren’t the only options.
yup.
I’ve seen the news story since, but my first thought when I heard about it yesterday from someone was ‘what is with conservatives weird obsession with little girls’.
Now I know they are freaking out about the law being for all bathrooms, not just girls bathrooms. Trans panic aside, I can easily see a girl telling her boyfriend “the bathroom is out of tampons/pads, can you get me one from the boys bathroom?”.
What’s wrong with putting tampons in the men’s restrooms at schools? Won’t they come in handy if there is a shooting?
Anyway, this reads to me like free advertising for Walz.
(Disclaimer: do not try to use a tampon to patch a bullet wound)
The US Army says tampons are fine for patching bullet wounds in an emergency.
(Disclaimer: do not try to use a tampon to patch a bullet wound)
Unless you’re a Russian soldier, of course!
Well, you can stuff your wounds with the silky smooth sand and shards institutional toilet paper, me, I’ll be looking like a Yeti with all those tampon strings…Damn!
If you are in an emergency life or death situation and are bleeding, anything that keeps blood from leaking out is beneficial.
Tampon Tim will stop the red wave
Fuck man, I’m so mad I didn’t come up with this. It’s so good
This is my rallying cry
Never forget that when you are speaking to someone who strongly identifies with American Conservatism, you are speaking to a child in an adult body. You can’t have the same expectations that you would have of a mature adult. The fact that anyone would see this as an effective “attack” who is over the age of 8 is embarrassing.
“Tim Walz is a weird radical liberal,” the MAGA War Room account posted on X, formerly Twitter. “What could be weirder than signing a bill requiring schools to stock tampons in boys’ bathrooms?”
It’s so funny watching conservatives attempt to turn the"weird" thing around.
