Does it look good? No
Does it seem creative? No
Does it look funny? Also No
Will I have to see this in this cinema with my kids because they love minecraft and I’m a push over? Very much yes.
There is one question that comes to my mind… Why?
Kids are easy money. Kids also love Minecraft. Really, I’m surprised it took them this long.
It took them about a decade after it had been relevant to make a Borderlands movie. I’m not surprised it took this long.
Hollywood is slow as fuck.
Because if a Chris Pratt Mario movie can make over a billion dollars at the box office, and a Lego movie can make half a billion at the box office, someone is going to try to make a buck with a movie based on video game legos.
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The title should be “The Minecraft Movie” because it’s the only that’s ever gonna get made.
