The butt tree

The good wood

The fine pine

The “date” palm

The pillow willow

The bum gum

The curvy fir

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Chlorophyll is stored in the balls

Impressive wood

“Hmm, i wonder what kind of nut tree this is? its a nice looking tree”

Scrolls down

“Oh”

There used to be a dick tree at (The college of) William and Mary (not) University, it wasn’t natural but a six foot dick carved into the tree. I first noticed it in 07 and it survived until at least 2015 then some dick cut the tree down.

It was actually a great land mark to figure out which way to get to the stadium.

Edit: corrected school name

Treez nuts