Give him the stick

You no cooking!

Oh, Brian’s doin it again, dude. Brian, you ain’t no pimp dude!

A classic!

You know, some people go to bed thinking everything is good, everything is fine. But they wake up and they’re on fire.

Hey kid. Does your mom still hang out in dockside bars?

Are you Buzz Lightyear? ^{I love your movies!}

I was watching this classic the other day

geeee iiiii jooooooe

Will always upvote this

Who wants a body massage? Body massage machine GO!

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Body massage.

If I’d been in that water - dead.

Hey kid, I’m a computer!