But there are so many dodgy similar looking ones that auto complete if you’re typing it.

I went to type in the aka.ms to find a bit locker recovery key. And didn’t realise it autocorrected to something like akam.ms and it was a super sketchy site about bit locker recovery. Luckily I realised straight away even MS wouldn’t host a website like the one I saw.

But in Australia you CAN get an old Thinkpad, so…

Uh, remembering how sharp those bits of steel were.

My work supplies us with Dell laptops. I have to put in a request for a new battery at least yearly.

Not anymore

Maybe one of those vagina sex toys. Just a big hunk of squishy rubber slapped across the face.

Is this a Howard Moon quote?

Rage Against The Machine - DX Theme

I’m pretty sure handbrake can rip as well as re-encode.

Or in the 90s, finding the Windows directory, “there’s a lot of stuff in here, I bet I can free up a lot of space”