God. Fucking. Damn it.

Although I’m curious to know if it’s a full or multiple round action. With traditional D&D having 6 seconds to a round, it might be two rounds, maaaaaybe three.

Looks like those pots of gold are gonna be putting on some weight soon.

Well enjoying a game of footie is your first mistake. Oh wait, I got confused, too many euros around, sorry about that. Footie is what I call soccer, aka foreign football.

Enjoying a game of football is your first mistake.

Whatever you do, if you value your life, do not try to join this club. Gate crashers will neither be accepted nor tolerated.

Ah yes, hello fellow kids, may I please have some hemp leaves to smoke?

I do have a sugar with a short leg.

The fish won’t fuck you bro.

Go shove a carrot in it, vegan.

Not in America it ain’t. Here it’s spelled “Disco is dead.”

India only cares about India, so maybe they can seek them more LNG or oil. Maybe Rupies are the new Yuan lol

Wow, that’s too bad. Anyway make sure you’ve got plenty of Rubles in your bathroom for when they make TP the national currency, bub.

Carl deserves the chance to ruin those annoying little shits lol

The Borg are more ethical. At least they’re honest. The terms and conditions are a lot shorter too.

Cats: I’m an obligate carnivore and will giga-cut you.

Very Engrish, much incoherent, wow

What are you, a Hatfield?

I think this is correlation without causation. Or at least not exclusively, or even mostly. Don’t get me wrong he’s still a dick.

I remember when The Learning Channel had learning on it. Now watching it actively depletes your intellect.

Don’t worry though, they pinky promised that there’s no genocide happening.