It does look like that frog from that one Simpsons episode.

Went ahead and watched the entire show—it was a really entertaining performance.

This revolution needs to get real French, real fast…

I’ve had my current mower about 14-years.

I don’t think I’ve ever changed the oil.

Kinda depends on how you are measuring it.

It sounds like you are just going by elected presidents, but quite a few were multiple-term presidents, and those presidents had multiple elections with different opponents.

And sometimes, a losing opponent would go on to win a later election.

Also, no one ran against George Washington, twice.

Out of 59 elections (if you include Washington), I think there have been 49 white guys and one white lady who have lost a US Presidential election at least once (and may or may not have gone on to be President in a later election).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_elections_by_popular_vote_margin

I am exactly as fun at parties as you would imagine.

“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”

I feel like the Mystery Machine became a requirement after Venkman exploded too many real estate developers.

Maybe it’s a Grow-bot…

Nas T-Funk was the OG of Funeral Beat Boxing.

This new guy can only walk-in thanks to people having already opened the doors and windows on account of Nas T-Funk.

What time was this taken?

jack johnson flake lyrics https://g.co/kgs/Ux5qLZW

I’d be open to that. Is there a market place?

I will fight them at any White Castle in Manhattan below 14th Street at eleven minutes past midnight on the coldest night in November.

They, in their judicial robes.

I, in my cape and cowl.

I descend upon them as my theme plays.

62 seconds later the cold drizzle stops, and for the briefest of moments there is no time. There is no sound. There is only…

The “interview” is just cover.

My bet is Putin is vetting Tucker Carlson for Trump’s running mate.

Once Tucker kisses the ring, and likely commits a crime (or other misdeeds) on Putin’s orders (to serve as puppet-string kompromat for Putin’s plans), Putin will give the blessing for Trump to announce Tucker Carlson as his VP running mate.

Then, just imagine a 2028 Presidential bid from Tucker (win or lose in ‘24)…

I’m not driving anywhere with a 2000 year old schizophrenic carpenter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/01/11/south-africa-icj-hearing-israel-genocide/

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/11/world/middleeast/genocide-case-israel-south-africa.html

https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/icj-order-israel-palestinians-genocide-rcna135559

https://africa.businessinsider.com/military-and-defense/germany-leaps-to-the-defense-of-israel-at-the-international-court-of-justice-rejects/n3myccz

https://www.foxnews.com/world/uns-top-court-orders-israel-adhere-genocide-convention-not-cease-attacks-preliminary-ruling

https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2024/01/11/south-africas-support-for-the-palestinian-cause-has-deep-roots

https://abcnews.go.com/International/video/genocide-case-israel-begins-uns-top-court-106297050

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/01/11/middleeast/south-africa-israel-genocide-icj-hague-day-one-intl/index.html

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/news/israel-faces-genocide-charges-at-world-court-gazans-return-to-wasteland/

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4402611-takeaways-israel-genocide-hearing/

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/01/international-court-justice-gaza-genocide/677257/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/01/05/international-justice-court-israel-fact-check/72107098007/

https://www.npr.org/2024/01/11/1224126552/court-hearings-genocide-charges-israel

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2024-01-11/south-africa-un-court-israel-committing-genocide-gaza

https://www.politico.eu/newsletter/brussels-playbook/the-hague-hears-case-against-israel/

https://time.com/6553912/israel-south-africa-icj-genocide/

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/israel-genocide-case-south-africa-palestinians-gaza-un-icj/

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/world-fails-palestinians-in-livestreamed-genocide-world-court-told-201746501839

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-11/south-africa-asks-un-court-to-order-israel-to-end-gaza-strikes

https://www.oann.com/newsroom/israel-govt-to-fight-south-africa-genocide-claim-in-world-court/

This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.

https://www.womansworld.com/posts/health/why-are-women-always-cold

I dunno, I feel like if I lived through the Black Death and I was there when—at the end of the suffering, surrounded by death—the last plague rat died, I’d take it as a win…