loopy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down12
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squarePost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square5fedilink
sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 3 hours agoHey, you want to see an antelope?plus-squaresh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down15
arrow-up154arrow-down1imageHey, you want to see an antelope?plus-squaresh.itjust.workssundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 3 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agoWhat do you call a fake noodle?plus-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down12
arrow-up1125arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a fake noodle?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square7fedilink
cornshark@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoFarmer: doc, my sheep is coughing and lethargicplus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down15
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareFarmer: doc, my sheep is coughing and lethargicplus-squarecornshark@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square1fedilink
Odigo2020@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days agoA 68 year old finally left his job of 40 years, but worried he'd soon grow bored, he began a small business retreading wheels with menthol-infused rubber.plus-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down115
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareA 68 year old finally left his job of 40 years, but worried he'd soon grow bored, he began a small business retreading wheels with menthol-infused rubber.plus-squareOdigo2020@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square5fedilink
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoIs this birdcage made out of nickel?plus-squaremander.xyzimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1308arrow-down123
arrow-up1285arrow-down1imageIs this birdcage made out of nickel?plus-squaremander.xyzIron Lynx@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square5fedilink
the_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.devEnglish · 8 days agoI used to have a toilet brush, but I traded it with my friend Bob for a push broom he got from his friend Pam.plus-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down112
arrow-up187arrow-down1message-squareI used to have a toilet brush, but I traded it with my friend Bob for a push broom he got from his friend Pam.plus-squarethe_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.devEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square6fedilink
🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 10 days agoI don't understand people who buy shampoo.plus-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down110
arrow-up1155arrow-down1message-squareI don't understand people who buy shampoo.plus-square🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square14fedilink
🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 10 days agoIn 3026 years we'll have either a very good year or a very bad one.plus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down15
arrow-up1180arrow-down1message-squareIn 3026 years we'll have either a very good year or a very bad one.plus-square🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square1fedilink
SolidGrue@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agoIt goes without saying that...plus-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down19
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareIt goes without saying that...plus-squareSolidGrue@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square13fedilink
speaker_hat@lemmy.oneEnglish · 11 months agoDon't fart in Apple storeplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareDon't fart in Apple storeplus-squarespeaker_hat@lemmy.oneEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
speaker_hat@lemmy.oneEnglish · edit-21 year agoI tried not to fart at dinnerplus-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down118
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareI tried not to fart at dinnerplus-squarespeaker_hat@lemmy.oneEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square2fedilink
tate@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 year agoI found my favorite dad joke!plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down12
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI found my favorite dad joke!plus-squaretate@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
shortwavesurfer@monero.townEnglish · edit-21 year agoIf the cows are asleepplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareIf the cows are asleepplus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
shortwavesurfer@monero.townEnglish · 3 months agoWhat does a privacy person call an iPhone?plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareWhat does a privacy person call an iPhone?plus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
paddythegeek@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoMy wife was complaining that i never buy her jewelry.plus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down13
arrow-up1136arrow-down1message-squareMy wife was complaining that i never buy her jewelry.plus-squarepaddythegeek@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
paddythegeek@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoI caught my kid chewing on a power cord last night.plus-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1162arrow-down13
arrow-up1159arrow-down1message-squareI caught my kid chewing on a power cord last night.plus-squarepaddythegeek@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square12fedilink
paddythegeek@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoI played a game of hide and seek with my best friend for hours yesterday.plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up1204arrow-down13
arrow-up1201arrow-down1message-squareI played a game of hide and seek with my best friend for hours yesterday.plus-squarepaddythegeek@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
hardypart@feddit.deEnglish · edit-21 year agoWhy did the hipster burn his tongue?plus-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1166arrow-down16
arrow-up1160arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the hipster burn his tongue?plus-squarehardypart@feddit.deEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square4fedilink
MadWorks@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoYou want to know where I keep all of my dad jokes?plus-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1194arrow-down15
arrow-up1189arrow-down1message-squareYou want to know where I keep all of my dad jokes?plus-squareMadWorks@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square8fedilink