“I swear I am not schizophrenic! The knife really whispers into my ears at night!!! It’s all because we live in a simulation set by the government to regulate our bodies and take away our freedom🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲! Do you understand, peasant!?”
The anecdotal odds are that you are living in a simulation though. I mean the simple math says that your odds are 1 over one whole value in infinity that you’re not. It’s just likely that whole value = 1.
There are things you can do to stop the whispers, schizzy
“I swear I am not schizophrenic! The knife really whispers into my ears at night!!! It’s all because we live in a simulation set by the government to regulate our bodies and take away our freedom🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲! Do you understand, peasant!?”
Have you tried wrapping your knives in tin foil? Should help keep the 5G away from them.
The anecdotal odds are that you are living in a simulation though. I mean the simple math says that your odds are 1 over one whole value in infinity that you’re not. It’s just likely that whole value = 1.