Comment: Girls don’t break wind, they shatter it, and that’s why they’re breathtaking. That’s what my grandfather always used to say, until my grandmother stabbed him to death during a mental episode. Would have been funny if she suffocated him, but she didn’t seem to consider my need for irony
I wouldn’t be dreaming about her if she wasn’t
I don’t think the linked comment showed as easily as I expected so I edited the post to make it more clear that I wanted to highlight the comment and not the original post itself.