• Some Universal Friend(s)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    14 days ago

    “Didn’t you hear? Congress just passed a bill legalizing murder if you’re rich.”
    “No, they didn’t - Oh, my God, they did! Just because it passed the House doesn’t mean the Senate will-”
    “Really, Diane?”
    “Okay, but the president could still veto-”
    “Really, Diane?”
    “All right, sure, but the Supreme Court… Okay, I get it.”
    “Look, don’t take it so hard. If you wanna do something about it, just make a billion dollars and murder me!”