Athletes already put a lot of stress on their bodies as it is, a druglympic would end up with a lot of sick or dead people

Don’t we already kind of have this? Can’t people have done the drugs as long as they test clean at the event?

We’ve already got the Tour de France, so that’s one sport down.

I’ll start watching sports when there’s coked up cyborgs competing for who can stave off graft rejection for long enough to cross the finish line, thank you very much

/s but not really

SNL had a skit on that “The All-Drug Olympics”