Reminds me of all the great Crusader Kings classics such as:
What are the best ways to murder my gay / stupid / disabled son?
My wife isn’t producing children, do I need to murder her and marry a younger one?
I’m paranoid and sadistic, who should I murder to manage my stress?
Reminds me of all the great Crusader Kings classics such as:
What are the best ways to murder my gay / stupid / disabled son?
My wife isn’t producing children, do I need to murder her and marry a younger one?
I’m paranoid and sadistic, who should I murder to manage my stress?
Rimworld had some good ones too. They even made Shitrimworldsays
“My wife, a horse, was caught trying to kill my 200-year old mother who refuses to wear clothes, with the help of the gay pope.”
—CK4, probably