Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square291fedilinkarrow-up1588arrow-down177file-text
arrow-up1511arrow-down1imageTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksWats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square291fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·1 year agoWhat if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoThat depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
minus-squareAfghaniscran@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 year agoNo need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoThe last time I tried that the police were called.
minus-squareJohnny5@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoJust got to find the right contest, friend
minus-squareSharkwellington@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoPut my dick in what now?
minus-squareKlicnik@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year ago“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
minus-squareLemon_Rick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
minus-squaregridleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoJust crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
minus-squareIonAddis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoThen you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it. Pornhub, maybe?
What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
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The last time I tried that the police were called.
Just got to find the right contest, friend
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Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it.
Pornhub, maybe?