• superkret@feddit.de
    12·
    1 year ago

    The best advice god ever gave in the bible is Proverbs 27:14.

    He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.

    • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
      5·
      1 year ago

      I’m fond of proverbs 26:18-19.

      Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”

        • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
          2·
          1 year ago

          I’d be like a crazed archer to make something like that up! Also, Proverbs is from the Old Testament. So *King Solomon *didn’t like being pranked. Which, I can see. He wasn’t too big on shared custody (see that one baby he suggested cutting in half because two parents fought over it) (j/k)

          • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
            1·
            1 year ago

            I’d be like a crazed archer to make something like that up!

            I want to give you more than an up-vote because this is the perfect answer.