I live for these awkward moments:

• Standing in the middle of the aisle? “Excuse me! Pardon me! Thaaaank yeeeeeoouuuu!”

• Not going on a green light because you’re looking down at your glowing crotch? Insta-long-honk

• You and your friend are blocking a doorway while chatting? hand on shoulder “Pardon me, young man! Appreesheeyateyah!”

Always wear a smile ☺️