You had a walmart? Damn look at you and your fancy high falootin’ society over here.

And no, no one ever got in fights in my town, there was a lot of tough toxic masculinity brovado, but everyone was too afraid to get in fights. No the real thing is what I alluded to, small towns like to say they’re nice but really everyone is gossiping behind everyone’s back because there’s nothing else to talk about.

Did you hear so and so’s husband was at the store alone the other day? They’re going to be divorced in a week, guar-an-tee.