Imagine the satisfaction after holding it in the entire ship voyage over to the americas, surviving just on meat and stale bread (the constipation must have been horrible)
Finding a tree, and literally dropping the biggest shit in human history
for some weirdos to dig it up 1200 years later and put it in a museum
York isn’t in the Americas. It’s also a former Viking settlement, Jorvik. A millenium later and I’m in the same place, following the same diet of meat and bread.
Imagine the satisfaction after holding it in the entire ship voyage over to the americas, surviving just on meat and stale bread (the constipation must have been horrible)
Finding a tree, and literally dropping the biggest shit in human history
for some weirdos to dig it up 1200 years later and put it in a museum
Damn imagine if your shit ended up in a museum. But you didn’t.
No one has lived or will ever live a better life
York isn’t in the Americas. It’s also a former Viking settlement, Jorvik. A millenium later and I’m in the same place, following the same diet of meat and bread.
oh yeah I misread York as New York. which would have made sense since vikings are known to have been present in newfoundland area (i think)
also, fix your diet
Yeah? Let’s see your coprolite buddy