Me: Hmm, about time I bought a phone

Siemens: I gotchu

Me: a laptop would be nice to apply for jobs

Siemens: Gotchu there too

Me: Just got a City Planner job, wonder who I can buy some trains from

Siemens: Gotchu again bro

Me: Nuclear power plant to power the trains?

Siemens: We don’t sell those anymore, we’ve gotchu with steam and solar power plants though

Me: Just bought a house, need some kitchen appliances…

Siemens: Gotchu bro