• Kokesh@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      It was. First time I decided to go for 20 I was quite pissed and smoked 2 packs of very cheap filterless cigarettes that night. I remember waking in my friend’s living room around 12, realy dry mouth. His mom prepared some anti-hangover breakfast for us. I remember bacon and pickles. Now I would be dead after 6.

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      1 year ago

      I remember crashing in a friends room after a night of hard drinking, sleeping in a reclining chair. He gets up in the middle of the night, walks over to the closet, unzips, and straight up takes the longest piss I’d ever heard to date. Right on the carpet, which makes really curious splash sounds within the first several seconds of becoming saturated.

      So yeah, moving voluminous amounts of liquid through the human osmotic filtration system. I’m actually still quite surprised to this day that he didn’t piss all over himself in his sleep instead (or worse). And that was high school, I wince to think about how college went for him.