We interrupt tonights edition of “The Opinions of Suburban White Kids” to bring you this breaking news story: shit-faced children of shit-faced billionaires continue shit-facing well into adulthood, a recent study finds. I’m going to now pass this over to Chad Handsome, who is currently live at a Little Caesars pizzeria downtown grabbing lunch, with more on this SHOCKING discovery. Chad?
Nah, these accusations of racism from a company owned by an Apartheid era South African emerald mine heir are too racist.
We interrupt tonights edition of “The Opinions of Suburban White Kids” to bring you this breaking news story: shit-faced children of shit-faced billionaires continue shit-facing well into adulthood, a recent study finds. I’m going to now pass this over to Chad Handsome, who is currently live at a Little Caesars pizzeria downtown grabbing lunch, with more on this SHOCKING discovery. Chad?