Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family
I sent an email. Will update with update.
Update: received automated response.
That shit it absolute genius.
Beautiful
So let us know how it went on Thursday, mate.
Otherwise, it’s been nice knowing you 👍🏻
He did not tell us. RIP
Where does that link go to?
Probably here: https://sites.google.com/view/msoespace/our-success-stories/dr-brenner-crowbar
Cracks me up that all the quotes are from the people vs crobar.
The picture of the business card in the OP is the same picture used in the site linked in the email (and in your post)
http://instagram.com/truewagner
Where does the link to learn more information about the procedure point?
Thanks! Do you mind dropping him an offer and sharing the response too?
It’s illegal due to high mortality rate made me lol. Probably ≈100%