• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
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        1 year ago

        This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records

        St Peter asks: “Nationality?”

        -“Ruthenian”

        “Place of birth?”

        -“Austrian Empire”

        “School?”

        -Czechoslovakia

        “Married in?

        -“Hungary” “Children born in?”

        -“Third Reich”

        “Grandchildren born in?”

        -“USSR”

        “Died?”

        -“Ukraine”

        St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!”

        Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”