[re-ordered slightly for coherence: c.f. the original post for the original order]

Remember, Canada is the most expensive place to live.

and 1 million dollars can’t even buy you a crack shack in Canada.

Last I heard Winnipeg was part of Canada, and I’m seeing quite a lot of nice, sizable homes under a million dollars.

Oh, you mean specific cities in Canada? That leads us to this then:

No Canadian city made it into this top ten list.

None made it into this top ten list either.

We have the most expensive housing and internet/data plans in the entire world.

OK, let’s look at internet plans.

(Source)

Oops. Not only does Canada have nowhere near the most expensive Internet access, it’s near the BOTTOM of costs relative to income worldwide!