I hopped into that thread, ready to be an angsty stone mason and be all:
That’s not brick you MFR! It might be garbage “cultured stone” where they grind up perfectly good stone, add a bunch of cement and form it in the shape of a proper stone veneer.
But other people had already done that and OP had already answered their own question, so I just took my torch and pitchfork and left.
Glass? Suppose that isn’t perfect either though. Better to make it all out of lubricated dildos. Ninjas struggle to hold onto them and you can catch a laugh watching a ninja wanker on up a wall
Lmfao I was a part of that thread. Someone said they’d never heard of smooth bricks and I just showed them a picture of a normal red brick.
Hah, i just read that and downloaded your normal red brick picture. Idk, it seemed like i could use this in the future. It’s a pretty neat brick pic.
I hopped into that thread, ready to be an angsty stone mason and be all:
That’s not brick you MFR! It might be garbage “cultured stone” where they grind up perfectly good stone, add a bunch of cement and form it in the shape of a proper stone veneer.
But other people had already done that and OP had already answered their own question, so I just took my torch and pitchfork and left.
okay but what are perfectly smooth bricks called? I don’t want ninjas or anything climbing up
I know this is a joke but, polished.
Glass? Suppose that isn’t perfect either though. Better to make it all out of lubricated dildos. Ninjas struggle to hold onto them and you can catch a laugh watching a ninja wanker on up a wall