• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    After you.

    It becomes a lot less fun when you need to see a doctor, keep getting arrested for trespassing, etc.

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      9 months ago

      I saw my last doctor with lower right abdominal pain, a fever, and blood in my urine.

      He gave me a list of heartburn triggers and foods to avoid.

      Some American health care is on par with survival of the fittest in my books. (Hopefully it changes soon. Still finding, or rather being assigned, a new doctor.)

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        9 months ago

        … oh that? Pesky kidneys. This is why you have two of them. It’ll buff out. Take some maalox and see if that helps. 🙄 (sarcasm)