Not only will a bidet save you on toilet paper, but you will actually feel like you have a clean butt after pooping. Initially it feels weird, but after you get used to it, you won’t want to poop without it.
BTW in case you are wondering: yes, you still need toilet paper to wipe the water off. But it is a small amount.
Literally the only downside of a bidet is that after you get accustomed to it, pooping anywhere without one might as well be torture
I feel like a dirty savage when I have to poop in strange bathrooms. Took me 45 years to realize that bidet is the way.
What changed your mind? I’ve been trying to convince my pleb friends for years now and they all get awkward when I bring it up. Everyone poops. Do it better. You can get aftermarket add-ons so cheap now there’s no reason not to.
Edit: sorry just switched instances and didn’t realize how old this post was.