• clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Needs an achievement system

    PLUMBERS JACKPOT - you clogged the toilet more than 10 consecutive times

    FIBER AT HOME - no loose stools for a whole month

    LIKE CLOCKWORK - you are super regular for a whole month

    METEOR EXTINCTION - you had a poop that was more than 1% of your body weight