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minus-squareFreeman@lemmy.publinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoFor us it’s feet Pet feet cannot outnumber human feet, full stop. Otherwise you lose control and are no longer in charge. It’s a working theory but so far has been accurate.
minus-squareFreeman@lemmy.publinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoThat’s a divide by zero issue. Snakes and fish don’t count against quota.
minus-squareCafecitoHippo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWe’re at a tie right now then. 4 people and 3 cats. The theory seems to have a giant loophole for snakes and fish though.
minus-squareBagofbuttholes@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoDoes one cat only have two feet or do two cats have three? Or does one human have 4?
minus-squarefuckyou_m8@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agothere are a few cats that have 2 feet, even less
minus-squareFreeman@lemmy.publinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoCat or dog witb back leg wheely basket counts as two legs… Or bird.
minus-squareCafecitoHippo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWe’re all aliens with 3 legs like ToeJam from ToeJam & Earl.
minus-squareFreeman@lemmy.publinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoMore a loophole or feature. Fish are easy to take care of same with snakes. You can feed em and head out of town without worry etc. Bird has two legs. It’s not an actual rule we every invented and then followed. But more, one we ended up realizing waaaay after the fact.
minus-squarekenbw2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoI see a couple of flaws Nobody who lives alone is allowed a pet If you have a toddler, in this rule that enables you to expand the number of pets, but I’d say a toddler adds to rather than eases the load
minus-squareGlyphicus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoA person living on their own could have any number of fish, a single bird, any number of snakes, etc.
For us it’s feet
Pet feet cannot outnumber human feet, full stop. Otherwise you lose control and are no longer in charge.
It’s a working theory but so far has been accurate.
Soooo, what about pet snakes?
That’s a divide by zero issue. Snakes and fish don’t count against quota.
We’re at a tie right now then. 4 people and 3 cats. The theory seems to have a giant loophole for snakes and fish though.
Does one cat only have two feet or do two cats have three?
Or does one human have 4?
there are a few cats that have 2 feet, even less
Cat or dog witb back leg wheely basket counts as two legs…
Or bird.
We’re all aliens with 3 legs like ToeJam from ToeJam & Earl.
More a loophole or feature. Fish are easy to take care of same with snakes. You can feed em and head out of town without worry etc.
Bird has two legs.
It’s not an actual rule we every invented and then followed. But more, one we ended up realizing waaaay after the fact.
I see a couple of flaws
A person living on their own could have any number of fish, a single bird, any number of snakes, etc.
Drake pointing ^^