Fine. I’ll have the Irish Benedict for lunch or dinner.
So fucking dumb.
“Instead of seeking happiness, save money with misery”
Thank you, I’ve finally achieved Capitalist enlightenment! The secrets of capitalism are mine!
I’m not ready for esoteric capitalism
" Instead of seeking happiness, save money on pussy" <– what my GF read
I already don’t eat breakfast and I’m still poor, what now WSJ???
Sleep for dinner
Skip lunch lol
Fasting 🤑
Just eat once a week. Yuge savings
Economists hate this one SECRET HACK you can do to avoid poordom. Among investmentology specialists it is a well guarded secret that switching to a making money framework instead of the popular losing money framework has a long term net positive effect on your private economy.
Of course, the answer was right in front of me! I just need to pull on those bootstraps harder
My bootstraps broke when I pulled them harder.
Turns out the local company that made bootstraps for 125 years was bought out by a hedge fund, which promptly fired all of the workers and subcontracted manufacturing to a company in Sri Lanka who could make them much cheaper by using inferior materials and by paying the Sri Lankan workers in 6 months what a fired local worker made in a day.
Ironically, the hedge fund CEO with the MBA he received as a legacy admission to Cornell only wears slippers because fuck you, I’m the boss.
Spare lunch?
Here’s a nice (non-paywalled) breakdown of the original article and reactions to it. I just managed to get the first few sentences of the WSJ thing (despite disabling Javascript), but between the article and the breakdown, it seems the author picked a baity title to an otherwise uncontroversial (if lacking) analysis of food price inflation.
Journalists don’t write their own heds. It would have been an editor who wrote it. Your point stands otherwise.
I read it as monkey, and it didn’t make any sense.
That happens to me a lot too… And usually it’s the word that totally skews the meaning lol
“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”
You need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What’s not to understand?
Save money and lose weight with this one easy trick.
If the article matches the clickbait title, fuck anyone involved with it being written and published.
If the article doesn’t match the clickbait title, fuck anyone involved with it being written and published for using a clickbait title like that.
If the article is published in the wall street journal, fuck everyone involved with that toilet paper disguised as news organization.
I remember that paper had an article or op-ed on a subject that is close to my heart and my father was a subscriber. When we discussed whatever it said (this was years ago), I was lamenting to him that they had absolutely no idea what they were saying. Completely off base. They’re probably accurate about how to increase existing wealth, but likely not much else.
Just richest country in human history things
To save more money, stop eating lunch and dinner
Why even bother? Just stop eating
Next headline:
#Millennials are Killing the Food Industry
"They just eat “woke”
If you eat just after having woke, then that is literally called “breakfast”.
To not get murdered, die right now…
angry Hobbit noises
It’s ok we still have the 2nd, 3rd and 4th breakfast.
Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.
That’s illegal in many places. Illegal to be on a roadside, illegal to kill yourself.
Please not by the roadside, noone wants to see your progress to absolute freedom.
no 25Q breakfast per 4 picoseconds
I’d expect nothing less from Rupert Murdoch’s little periodical.
Skip all meals and save even more!
