Bites his penis off. There’s got to be a better way.
Imagine going to college and writing that story.
This has to be made up
It was, but give Florida man a few more years and it won’t be made up anymore.
florida is a screwed up place, in a lot of ways, but this was fake back in 2018
Has it since become real, though?
Come fuck my cousin on my blanket and find out!
Do you want it to become real?
Yes
Not particularly, no 🤷
Dude looks like Batman with that hair
Biteman to the rescue!
More like Ratman
the DBZ blanket stays on during intercourse
Are there any other states that have that open press law or is it still just Florida?
Who’s the picture of? There’s three people mentioned in the headline.
florida man (who bit)
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What tf am i reading
Having sex on his favourite DBZ blanket!? Outrageous!
It’s unacceptable
It’s UNFAIR!
